'Well, it was like this, Rupert an' me 'ad both 'ad an up-and-downer wiv Tony Baddingham over different fings. It was by no means an unhappy fortnight. You'll leak it to Private Eye and discredit Corinium even further. 'The god-dammed contracts haven't been fucking exchanged yet.
I've had a great idea for a programme. 'Go away,' she groaned. Low sepia clouds obscured the moon. 'Charming,' said a shrill voice.
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